10 commandments

Discussion in 'Humor and Jokes' started by Fuzz, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Fuzz

    Fuzz New Member

    1: Thou shalt not impeach thy brothers bud.
    2: Let not the herb govern thy soul, merely let it guide you.
    3: Give generously in times of plenty lest one day you need generosity.
    4: Let he who rolls be the first to toke.
    5: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' lighter.
    6: If thou must munch then munch thou must.
    7: Hinder not he who is in mid-bong as such a time is sacred.
    8: Herb may lead you to great things but let them not be class A.
    9: Thou shalt pass to the left lest thou fucketh up the rotation.
    10: Take not ye the impure chemical temptations of man, herb is a gift from the earth and whats from the earth is of greatest worth.

    Peace out. Fuzz
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  2. p0th3d

    p0th3d Sr. Member

    haha fucking love it...At last.. the 'unwritten rules of the smokers' has finally been written down for all to see..
  3. Sykes

    Sykes New Member

    I don't get 7 and 8.

    9 is the best one rofl
  4. p0th3d

    p0th3d Sr. Member

    well i think..
    7. Hinder not he who is in mid-bong as such a time is sacred.
    its basically saying when someone is taking a bong..dont disturb them/ask them questions or impose any other obstacle making them loose attention as bong taking is of a sacred ritual
    and...
    8: Herb may lead you to great things but let them not be class A
    is exactly as it says...it will lead to great thing but let them not be higher substances..
    correct me if im wrong but this is my interpretation
  5. kronik

    kronik New Member

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa!
  6. TaylorSays

    TaylorSays New Member

    Soooo good. I'm probably going to write this down and memorize and use it.

    xD

    9 is just plain hilarious.
  7. Snoe

    Snoe New Member

    I think he was trying to say, don't let it get you a Class A Misdeameanor.
  8. Timecow

    Timecow Sr. Member

    Hey! These are A LOT easier to follow than the original 10! I'm just gonna use these from now on instead!
  9. Fuzz

    Fuzz New Member

    nice analysis

    You pretty much hit the nail on the head there dude, good call.
  10. rich420

    rich420 New Member

    hahahaha :laugh:

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