Best pick up lines

Discussion in 'Games and Sports' started by Gonzo, Mar 25, 2010.

  1. Gonzo

    Gonzo Sr. Member

    Alright lets see who can come up, or who has the best pick up lines.
    Thank the people that you think have a cool, funny, or you just like their pick up lines.

    Ill start with

    Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
    or
    The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
     
  2. Gonzo

    Gonzo Sr. Member

    If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
     
  3. Scoobie-Doobie

    Scoobie-Doobie New Member

    have you got any irish in you?

    want some?
     
  4. tdlex420

    tdlex420 Sr. Member

    I don't use pickup lines but here is one I've always liked because of the double meaning.

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
     
  5. k_semler

    k_semler Sr. Member

    Find the integral from 10 to 13 of 2xdx

    The answer is quite pleasing. :D
     
  6. joshtheenabler

    joshtheenabler Jr. Member

    Those look heavy, let me hold them for you.
     
    2 people like this.
  7. Gonzo

    Gonzo Sr. Member

    Fuck me if I'm WRONG but have we met before?
     
  8. Gonzo

    Gonzo Sr. Member

    69 woot woot
     
  9. gonzo428

    gonzo428 New Member

    how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
     
    4 people like this.
  10. sweetladyluck

    sweetladyluck New Member


    haha omg best EVERR.
     
  11. Orange Bud

    Orange Bud Banned

    Giggity...
     
  12. Bowlblaze

    Bowlblaze Banned

    Wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I owe you one.
     
  13. MickityMike

    MickityMike Orwellian Jackboot™

    Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night long!

    Your parents must've been thieves, because they stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    Niiice shoes!
     
  14. k_semler

    k_semler Sr. Member

    I have your name tattooed on my dick, wanna see?
     
  15. WolfGang Paco

    WolfGang Paco Sr. Member

    I'm like a rubix cue, the more you play with me, the harder I get.

    I've got a quarter. If I flip it, what are the chances of me getting head?
     
  16. k_semler

    k_semler Sr. Member

    You remind me of my mother when I was a baby. Can I suck your tits?
     
  17. High

    High as a kite

    Truely Epic Sir, nicely done.

    Heres mine:

    You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
     
  18. sub_graf

    sub_graf Sr. Member

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  19. Vicki

    Vicki Cat Whisperer

    "Hi, I'm the next King of England." :D

    Yeah, I'm a girl, but I thought I'd add my contribution too. :p
     
  20. FunkySkunky

    FunkySkunky Gentille, allouette

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