So..I've never had to fake pass a drug test before, and seeing how this will be my fist time I need some guidance from someone who is, hopefully, pretty used to doing so. Now I've read that concealing the sample in crotch-area is one of the most common ways, but seeing how I don't have balls I need another solution: I'm female, 5'0'', 116 lbs, I figure metabolism and all that other crap doesn't matter since it isn't actually my piss we're talking about here. The point is that if I hide the specimen in "crotch area" it will obviously be detected and I really don't want a vag-bulge...also I'm definitely not hiding someone else's piss in my vag for that matter, ha. Um...I've read about hiding it in your bra...but that seems like it would be noticeable, too. Any help?? Also I understand that 'pre-employment' drug tests aren't supervised, but I've already been hired--the drug test just hasn't happened yet for some reason. Anywho does anyone know if that will make a difference? Thanks!