so i drop every 2 weeks. this month it was the 9th and the 23rd. i had been clean for months but smoked like 6 hits of chronic 11 days before my drug test on the 9th. i probably was clean after 11 days, but i freaked out and went apeshit with the dilution anyway. i got a negative on a hometest with a weak second line. when i went to drop on the 23rd, i didn't even try to dilute because it had been almost a month since i last smoked and i tried another home test which gave me a very strong negative. i wasn't worried at all. so i drank a 20 oz gatorade, then filled it up with water and drank about half of that. that's it. early on in the day, i had 3 cups of coffee. my pee was a little clearish but still definitely had a yellow hue to it. then the lady at the drug testing place looked at it and said it would be diluted and she could tell. i acted dumb and was like "what's dilution mean?" and she started asking me how much i drank that day, so i told her about the gatorade. i wasn't even trying to freakin dilute, i just wanted to make sure i could pee when i got there because i hate waiting around that stupid place. i told the lady i could come back in a few hours and pee after i hadn't drank anything, and she was a total bitch and said "no, i HAVE to send it to the lab now..." then she asked if my probation officer had ever talked to me about being diluted before. he NEVER has, and i've drank A LOT more than that before. i just drank a normal amount that day. my samples usually look exactly like that. the lady told me i better call my PO in the morning and inform him that my sample would be diluted. i haven't called him, cuz i go see him on the 2nd. that's when i'll find out my fate. i have a sneaking suspicion that my test on the 9th came back diluted and that lady is trying to fuck with me. i told her i was just trying to make sure i could pee and she said i need to just hold my morning pee all day cuz "that's what everyone else does". she was scolding me and being a huge bitch. would my po even care if i was diluted both times this month? what's he going to do about it? it's not illegal to drink a bunch of water especially if you work out a lot. that lady obviously thinks that i'm doing drugs and trying to cover it up, but how can they prove it? i'm 100% clean now. i will offer them my damn morning pee. i've heard people say that a diluted result means you failed. so if i failed, am i going to jail? i'm so scared of seeing my po, it's not even funny.