My second piss test... What are my chances? Well here it goes... Back in late May 05 I had to take a piss test at Lab Corp for a temp job. I followed N2's method religiously and passed. Today, I got offered a permanent position with the company (a position created for me with a significant raise; I am an asset). One catch... I had to take another piss test within 24 hours. This is did not come as a surprise to me, but the timing did. I usually smoke 1 to 3 hits of kind bud a night, but have not smoked since Monday (and only a small hit then). I learned the news at 3:40 PM. I had consumed about 20 oz of water during the hour prior. It was 3:55 when I got out to the car. I downed another 8 oz of water and proceded to the nearest gas station where I bought 2 liters of water. By 4:15 PM I had downed I full liter. By 4:42 PM I downed another 9 oz of water. By 5:00 PM I downed another 9 oz of water. I called the lab (Quest Diagnostics) and set up an after hours test at 7:30 PM that night. I now began to piss (4 times total). By 6:00 PM I had downed another 14 oz of water. At 6:00 PM I took my crushed vitamin Bs with another 8 oz of water. At 6:10 PM I puked about 12 oz, mostly vitamins and the three bites of dinner I ate (too much water I think). By this time I was pissing clear fluid. At 6:30 PM I took the vitamin Bs again and kept them down. By this time my pee was turing a vitamin yellow (a different yellow from my piss earlier in the day). I pissed two more times before heading to take my test. The lab guy was late and I took my piss test at around 7:50 PM. My piss was vitamin yellow. I got home around 8:30 PM and had to piss again (still yellow). I pissed three more times by 9:24 PM, this time not quite as yellow. I took 4 aspirin at 7:35 AM this moring. I took another 4 aspirin at 4:00 PM. By the way, I am 6'1 and 285 lbs. (a lot of fat and average metabolism) So, what do you think my chances are?