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Discussion in 'Urine Testing' started by PotHeadForever, Oct 3, 2004.

  1. PotHeadForever

    PotHeadForever New Member

    Drug Test Tomorow.

    I figure I'm just going to keep it in hot water until I need to go, then tape it around my leg right near my scrotum. I don't know if this will be enough, or too much. I figure, from the time the pee comes out of the water, it should be anywhere from 15 minutes to one hour.

    I'm going to get a thermometer too, just to make sure. If it's too hot, I'll just stick it in the toilet, but if it's too cold, I'm screwed. Any advice on keeping my substitution pee from 91-98 degrees, thank you.
     
  2. hillbilly420

    hillbilly420 New Member

    You can do that with the hot water but im pretty sure its not necessary. You'll be in that range if you just stick it behind your nuts. But what I've tried and worked is I put my dirty pee in the cup and let the temp do its work on the side coloring thing. Then when its at 98 and holding I dump the bad out and put the clean in. It doesn't drop fast enough for them if you have the clean half-way warm. Thats what I did hope that helps.
     
  3. MailRoomFuzz

    MailRoomFuzz New Member

    that is a great idea.
    thank you buddy, im leaving now to go to MY test.
     
  4. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    [you can go to sporting good store or walmart and get those small bag chemical pocket warmers there small bags when you open it it will stay hot for up to 10 hours.The first hour or 2 they get like a 100 degrees .You can move your pee bottle alittle to the side of it if it gets too hot.

    I figure I'm just going to keep it in hot water until I need to go, then tape it around my leg right near my scrotum. I don't know if this will be enough, or too much. I figure, from the time the pee comes out of the water, it should be anywhere from 15 minutes to one hour.

    I'm going to get a thermometer too, just to make sure. If it's too hot, I'll just stick it in the toilet, but if it's too cold, I'm screwed. Any advice on keeping my substitution pee from 91-98 degrees, thank you.[/quote]
     
  5. colakoala

    colakoala New Member

    Instead of sticking it in the toilet (they usually put blue dye in there and it's gross toilet water to begin with) just wait a minute before you walk out. It wont take too long for it to drop a degree or two, it's only a couple ounces of water. Blow on it like soup?

    And to keep it warm, a lot of people have luck just keeping it under their taint, maybe wrapped in an old sock or something, with a hand warmer attached inside the sock. Practice before you go in for sure so you know how to handle the temp and whatnot, but use water instead of continually heating and cooling your "sample".
     
  6. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    .get one of these urine in luck fake pee bottles keep it under your nuts if your a guy wear 2 pairs of jockey shorts.If your a girl better yet they got a good hiding spot 98 degrees too,look at pic below

    I figure I'm just going to keep it in hot water until I need to go, then tape it around my leg right near my scrotum. I don't know if this will be enough, or too much. I figure, from the time the pee comes out of the water, it should be anywhere from 15 minutes to one hour.

    I'm going to get a thermometer too, just to make sure. If it's too hot, I'll just stick it in the toilet, but if it's too cold, I'm screwed. Any advice on keeping my substitution pee from 91-98 degrees, thank you.[/quote]
     

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  7. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    yea but what if hes got small nuts? peeing in cup first then dump it out is best idea ,like you say make sure u get it from your nuts fast and dump it in right away wipe inside of cup to make sure you dont have pee drops in it before u dump in clean pee.then open door and hand to them right away.Dont look guilty either.I always pee in toilet first so they can hear me peeing kinda helps fool them.Wear 2 pairs of jocky shorts also keeps it tight and in 1 place and it wont fall out the side ,get 1 size too small.

     
  8. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    I kept it under my nuts but nuts turned orange.Cant figure it out only other thing i do is watch porno and eat cheese puffs?



    I figure I'm just going to keep it in hot water until I need to go, then tape it around my leg right near my scrotum. I don't know if this will be enough, or too much. I figure, from the time the pee comes out of the water, it should be anywhere from 15 minutes to one hour.

    I'm going to get a thermometer too, just to make sure. If it's too hot, I'll just stick it in the toilet, but if it's too cold, I'm screwed. Any advice on keeping my substitution pee from 91-98 degrees, thank you.[/quote]
     
  9. Mike005

    Mike005 New Member

    I take urine tests regularly due to my profession. I have sewed a pocket in the crotch of my underwear (briefs are best here) with the opening to the front left open. I use a substitute synthetic urine I've used for years. I buy a box of handwarmers from the local hardware, or Home Depot, etc. activate the handwarmer and strap it to the bottle of syth urine with a stout rubberband. Check the temp to make sure it is in the 90-96 degree range. The brand I use has a thermometer strip right on the bottle, color coded to show intensity of heat applied. Insert that into the pouch in the crotch of my undies, use an oversized safety pin to secure the package and waltz through the process with fail. I do this 3/4 times a year, since the 90's. Never failed. I'm sure there are other substitutes, this is my process for getting in and out undetected.
     
  10. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    you got it ,I do the same thing,i sewed a pocket in my jockies also.Now i just wear 2 pair of undies 1 size too small.Those heat packets for the first 2 hours or so get really hot like 105 or so,then they cool down to mid 90s.Be carefull to much heat will kill the sperm polly wogs off.I worry about Co workers seeing me play with myself all night.But you are right thats the best way if you got randoms to do it.I had a nurse standing out side bathroom stall one time and as i was squriting it out of bottle it became empty and made a noise like when you run out of catsup a air fart noise lol i had to cough to try to cover up noise. wonder what she thought lol



     
  11. LucilleBall

    LucilleBall New Member

    Omg guys I need help I'm screwed I have never done a drug test and well Im not super clean any advice for this lady?
     
  12. Mike005

    Mike005 New Member

    My above post is what you need to know. Also a post from another thread on your anxiety and what you can do to alleviate it....
    The best way to deal with anxiety is to familiarize yourself with the process, so it becomes part of the job. I used to shake like a leaf back when. Now I'm comfortable with the product I use, it has never let me down, so confidence is in knowing your using a quality product. That in itself is the lifejacket. I been having my 4th Amendment rights trampled on since '85, and I've tried some pretty outlandish stuff to get over on the test....pretty archaic crap in the old days. Now there are some really quality products out there to breeze through this part of "George Orwell...1984", without loosing a wink of sleep. My number one bit of advice...Don't walk into the testing area in doubt, if you can, and you're sure of your out, then your good to go and this should go down without a hitch. Don't walk into the waiting area like the joe's I see sweating themselves into a frenzy. I've seen this before and had to let them fall, because I was in there for the same test, and I had been in their shoes before. Now it's nothing for me.​
     
  13. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    [ depends if its for probation or parole then you have some one watching most likely.If not get plastic bottle large enough to hold in enough pee for test.about a large nasal mist container,get clean pee from one of your kids or geek friends who are clean.Then stick it where the sun dont shine about hour and half before test.Better put a string on it in case it disapeers.



    quote="LucilleBall, post: 2952066, member: 215378"]Omg guys I need help I'm screwed I have never done a drug test and well Im not super clean any advice for this lady?[/quote]
     
  14. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

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  15. Mike005

    Mike005 New Member

    LOL indeed! that's some pretty extreme measures...but whatever works in a PINCH :=)
     
  16. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    [ Hey if we want to use a illegal things you have to go to the extreme.Think i like sticking bottle of clean pee down my pants every night and re ajusting it all night trying to find the warm spot. lol Gets old
     
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  17. lostsurferinbc

    lostsurferinbc New Member

    this thread delivers lol.

    Today I ended up using a stapler to make a pocket in my tight boxers, got in my jeep and turned on the heated seats lol. Came out a perfect 98 degrees.
     
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  18. Mike005

    Mike005 New Member

    Any variation on the theme works. Necessity is the mother of invention!!
     
  19. pot paul

    pot paul New Member

    Staples in tight under wear? Ouch.Well that works ok if your going staight to a 1 time drug test.try working where you have to do it every night like me and keep it close 94-98 for a 10 hr shift.They do randoms ,could test tomorrow could test in 5 yrs.But i want to keep my job and get high,yabba dabba Doo

    Today I ended up using a stapler to make a pocket in my tight boxers, got in my jeep and turned on the heated seats lol. Came out a perfect 98 degrees.[/quote]
     
  20. Mike005

    Mike005 New Member

    That is why I stitch a pocket in the crotch of mine. I have 2 pairs set aside just for this kind of predicament. You have to fit the pocket in the right place, too far back and it will ride up your butt too far forward and it will be recognizable Trial and error works every time. Been there & done it already. An oversized safety pin holds it in place, even in the most compromising positions and situations. Don't scrimp on the details.
     

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