Ok I dont see enough of these stories on the net, and i like a good stoner story as much as the next person so im going to tell a few of my own and wanna hear some of yours! 1. ok me and about five friends were at my friend lee lees house. Her and her mom had just moved in and we needed a place to party so basicly we got high as hell and we're in this completly empty house with no supervision. SO being that theres no food no tv and no stereo we had to do SOMETHING to entertain ourselves. Lee lee finds this drawer filled with flashlights and we decide to play flash light tag in the dark. Mind you this is at about 2 am. So tripping out we start to play fflash light tag in a house with no blinds. 10 minutes later my friend roy calls my cell phone and says "i was about to come overr but why the fuck is the house surronded by cops? at that point i almost piss myself and tell everyone, then theres a knock on the door. And anthony shouts 'BITCH ITS THE COPS' considering its lee's house she has to anser the door. So the cop goes on and says we got a call about burglars. The house is empty and full of high teenagers, plus the for sale sign on the front lawn didnt look good. So she starts telling him how we were playing flashlight tagged baked as all hell. He says well lock the door and open it with your key. lee had alot of keys and she was panicking. So he starts calling for back up when none of the keys are working. so finnaly she finds the stupid key and screams "WAIT I FOUND IT!" We're looking at her in horror as shes holding this key an inch away from this cops face smiling like a crack head, funny as hell though. so she unlocks the door and the cops leave. Man I was scared 2. I was at my grandmas house in the winter time and me and all my cousind were sitting on the porch when some of theyre friends came over, one had a blunt so me and 4 other people start smoking. And we say "hey lets throw snowballs at cars.." Mind you this is in detroit where the wrong look can get you shot but hey, we were high. So the four guys are standing on outerdrive off of seven mile and start throwing, they got a few in but no one stopped they actually miss alot of cars. Well this one boy threw this snowball that he packed so hard, it seriously was like the size of a basketball. And we're hiding in a bush and all the sudden we hear this CLUNK. So me and my cousins run into someones back yard and then like 5 other kids jump the fence and are in the back with us. The car screeches, does a u turn and comes down the street. We hear two guys screaming "YA"LL THINK THIS IS A JOKE!"and starts to scream a bunch of obscenitys and we were like paralyzed with fear. After five minutes I went home with my brother who had bought the new snoop cd and we got mcdonalds. Long drive home + ciggarettes + mcdonalds + snoop, good combonation. 3. On my friend Samanthas birthday her mom bought her an ounce, so me and her and 2 other people decide to walk into this empty feiled and have a smoke a thon. I have never been so high in my life. The moon was full and the feild was circled by really tall evergreen trees. So we proceed to smoke 3 joints and a bowl and im just gone. I start freaking out because the way the moon was shining made the grass look blue nd i felt like i was in the ocean. So we walk out of the woods onto the main road for u guessed it, munchies. We see a cop suv creeping up by us. I was on probation at the time and literally wanted to cry but they didnt stop us. I go in the gas station and buy an ice tea. The arabic guy starts to have a conversation with me in hindi, and hes like are u high and i stood there for like a minute staring and went "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanji" wich means yes. He starts the laugh and gives me my iced tea. we go back to her house and pass out. 4. Me lee lee and Chelsea clam bake in her car in the daytime then head to mcdonalds. Chelseas driving her ex boyfriend car who had a warrant for dealing coke. So we pull out of mcdonalds and see this cop car. We all looked at eachother in terror.:wtf: This cop does a u turn, almost gets in an accident by cutting like 6 people off and we book it towards the groccery store across the street. We're in there panicing and We decide ok we have to buy something. Lee buys batteries... who knows why. We get outside and get in the car, coast is clear. We start to eat. I bite into my mcchicken and hear from the window "DROP THE CHEESEBURGER" I throw it into the front seat and we're surronded by k9, cruisers, and suv's So the cop screams get out of the car with ur hands up! By now im crying and say "Officer my seat belts on." he unbuckles me, pats us down and questions chelsea. Well since her boyfriend wasnt even with us we got off free but damn it was scary! So I'll probably add some more but i wanna hear from some of you, hope you enjoyed!