Temptation joke

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  1. PsYcHoLoGiCaL

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
    over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
    parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
    me, and my girlfriend was a dream!!

    There was only one thing bothering me, very much
    indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My
    prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore
    tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
    regularly bend down when near me and I got many
    pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be
    deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
    else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over
    to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
    I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be
    married, and she had feelings and deisres for me that
    she could not overcome and did not want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
    once before I got married and committed my life to her
    sister. I was in total shock and couldn`t say a word.


    She said, "I`m going upstairs to my bedroom and if you
    want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I
    was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
    go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs
    at me. I stood there for a moment then turned and
    went straight to the front door. I opened the door
    and stepped out of the house - walking straight to my
    car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
    tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
    happy that you have passed our little test. We
    couldn`t ask for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family."

    So, the moral of the story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     

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