I have a couple questions for the experts – I received a dream job offer last Monday (April 30) and was told it would be contingent on passing a drug test. The said they were sending me a “kit” via Fed Ex (regular, non-DOT 5-50) and I could take it to my local Quest testing center. Here are my stats: 6’0”, 165, single-digit body fat, above average metabolism, lift weights four times per week. Light, daily smoker (three to fours hits of decent mersh per night to chill) for the last ten years. I panicked, did my due googling, which led me to this awesome site, and followed the dilution thread. I bought all the materials, three test kits and stopped smoking. On Tuesday, after only about 48 hours clean, I drank a lot of water, tested mid stream and got a strong negative line almost instantly. I tested myself again on Friday with only my normal morning coffee and one glass of water and again got a negative line right away. Friday I started pounding creatine (10g), fiber and eating red meat, which I rarely do. Sunday night I started the aspirin. Monday morning (today) I tested myself with the first void of the day to get a better picture of what was going on. I got the negative line, but it took longer to show up and was not as strong as the other tests. Now confident I would pass, I slightly curtailed my dilution plan as my biggest fear became getting a neg – diluted back. This morning I took Gatorade, salt, creatine, Rolaids, and B complex, as prescribed on the thread, or sticky or whatever it is, using about 1/2 of the recommended fluids. I think because of all the stuff I’ve been ingesting that I normally don’t, I had horrible diarrhea for about two hours and could not pee. When it finally stopped and I was peeing again, I went to the test site. The B2 must have kicked in when I got there because my urine was BRIGHT yellow, almost to the point of being neon green. The tester even commented – “wow, that’s really yellow.” I was dumbfounded and said nothing, just nodded and kind of chuckled. My questions: 1) Can a suspicious tester “flag” a sample to go directly to GS testing? 2) Could the diarrhea do anything to my creatine/salt levels? 3) Has anyone else heard of someone showing clean after two days just by drinking a lot of water. I do have super low body fat, and retested 3 times to be sure, but it still amazes me. Maybe my bud is really crummy and I just don’t know it. 4) Should I even have tried to dilute at all with a neg test the morning of? Thanks in advance for replies. ** On a side note, being clean for the first time in years I have realized I sleep horribly without smoking. I am considering getting over-the-counter sleeping pills until I can burn again, but am worried it might trigger something on the 5 panel if I need to retest. Any ideas/advice to help me sleep better? Thanks again.